Saturday, August 21, 2010

There's a rabbit outside my house, hanging out for the winter?

I put carrots and an apple outside for him to eat. They've sat there for two days.





Is he a Republican?There's a rabbit outside my house, hanging out for the winter?
He has seen that trick before, he knows that you have plans for him.There's a rabbit outside my house, hanging out for the winter?
Probably. Carrot yes. Apple I'm not sure and wouldn't give it to him. That's how we got our rabbits. They were all running loose. It started with a white one in late winter.He'd just hang out in our yard. When it was clear he was homeless we bought a net and a hutch. He's been with us ever since (4 years). We have 2 others that we got this way as well.
Naw, he's a democrat. Wanting a free ride.





If he was a Republican, he'd have a job and he'd have to bring you carrots and apples, simply because the messiah forced him to.
No, he's a democrat. He is probably feeling victimized by your gesture of good will, wondering why you didn't give more.
No, he's a Democrat and telling you you are encroaching on his natural habitat.





And that he doesn't really eat that.
Does he talk to you about the end of the world, and is his name Frank?
No.. chances are he is democrat.. He is waiting for you to bring him in your house and wipe his *ss and make him some hot cocoa and crumpets..
Probably an anarchist or just carrot intolerant.
Tell Harvey to get back home.








No he is not a Republican.
I don't know. Ask him.


btw.....is he big and white and carrying a pocket watch?
Maybe he's perfectly capable of finding food on his own.





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